We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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