I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize