After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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