We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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