You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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