Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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