love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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