In the future we'll all be gay
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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