Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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