Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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