she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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