"it" just moved
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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