giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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