a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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