Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize