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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(810): View more from Michigan

Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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(970): View more from Colorado

The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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(512): View more from Texas

He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.

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(713): View more from Texas

He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk

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(815): View more from Illinois

remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come

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(336): View more from North Carolina

boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.

(815): View more from Illinois

he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.

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