Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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