No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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