Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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