question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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