She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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