You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
