Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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