if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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