Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You left your phone here
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