id be glad to
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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