I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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