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Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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