That's intense
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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