Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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