At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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