therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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