Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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