so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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