So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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