What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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