So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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