this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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