We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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