I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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