I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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