He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Randomize
