i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm jealous of your bromance
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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