Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
