Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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