everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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