my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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