It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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