She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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