Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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