This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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