I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I want her autograph on my taint
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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