i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just cropdusted the office
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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