I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
