Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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