Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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