just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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