so explain again why im purple
no
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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