Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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