If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
and she was petting her beer can
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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